Come one come all! The Dieting Drama Queen has an official announcement.
The Queen would like to announce that she can in fact, button AND zip a size 12.
***This is the part where the crowd cheers and waves flags in signs of approval***
It may not be pretty. It may not feel awesome.
BUT I didn't have to lay down on a bed, suck in to the point of passing out, or use any type of power tool or baking oil to assist in the buttoning of these clothes.
It has been 2 years since I could get a size 12 past my giant Honey Baked Hams (aka--my thighs).
SO today, you may all celebrate and spread the news---The QUEEN can button a 12!!!!!
(***Those of you who think a 12 is still too big, you may sit on a tack and don't rain on my parade!)
Hahahhahahhaha. I love it!!! Congrats girly!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!!!
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